That's very nice of you. [Yeah, he sounds a little suspicious. He doesn't trust niceness. Also, it makes him uncomfortable.]

However, I am definitely an asshole. It's okay. I've embraced my assholery. Sometimes a little too enthusiastically. I just don't know what I am besides an asshole. There's parts of me I've probably forgotten, or maybe parts I never knew about.

Geez. I sound like some try-hard New Ager. Might as well break out the crystals and put Enya on the stereo.