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[everswirlingtoilet]

You've reached the phone of Nick Sax. Congratulations--I'm sure it's the highlight of your day.

Assuming you had a point to reaching out, leave a message regarding said point. If I think it's worth my time, I'll get back to you. If not...

...beep.

Comments

[ukan]

Don't forget the incense. Maybe a few mushrooms.

In my opinion, we need more assholes around here.

[everswirlingtoilet]

Wait. Those New Age types were into shrooms? Damn. If I'd known that, I might've given it a try.

Speaking as an asshole, I have to ask why would you want more of us around? Sure, we're fun at parties but other than that, we're pretty annoying.

[ukan]

Oh my reasons are completely selfish. If there are more assholes around, I can't be singled out.

[everswirlingtoilet]

Now that's clever. The best camouflage is hanging with a whole bunch of assholes. In fact, as long as you're not the most obnoxious one in the bunch, it's actually going to make you look good...ish.

[ukan]

Ahh, you get it.

...But you probably shouldn't follow my example. I'm pretty sure around here I'm known as the biggest asshole.

[everswirlingtoilet]

Never fear. I've never been one to hide my obnoxious behavior.

As far as the biggest asshole.... I think you've probably got some competition there.