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[everswirlingtoilet]

You've reached the phone of Nick Sax. Congratulations--I'm sure it's the highlight of your day.

Assuming you had a point to reaching out, leave a message regarding said point. If I think it's worth my time, I'll get back to you. If not...

...beep.

Comments

[everswirlingtoilet]

If you're talking about some of the losers on this ship...then I can believe it.

[tucky]

Actually, it's mostly at home. I knew a lot of real awful assholes at home.

[everswirlingtoilet]

Yeah, but those are garden variety assholes. I could give any one of them a run for his money.

Except the pedophiles. Or the rapists. I don't do that shit. [Even an asshole has to have standards.]

[tucky]

Why do you think I only knew garden variety assholes?

[everswirlingtoilet]

I only meant compared to some of the weird and even magical assholes on the ship. I'm well aware that garden variety humans can be colossal assholes.

[tucky]

Oh. Yeah.

Anyway, I'm glad you ain't a pedophile.

[Due to the Barge's influence, she's found that she can come to like pretty much anyone, but there are some things that would be an incredibly hard sell even for her.]