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[everswirlingtoilet]

You've reached the phone of Nick Sax. Congratulations--I'm sure it's the highlight of your day.

Assuming you had a point to reaching out, leave a message regarding said point. If I think it's worth my time, I'll get back to you. If not...

...beep.

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text;

[everswirlingtoilet]

[Nick is surprised by the text. Apologizing isn't usually high on the list of priorities for guys like them.]

Forget about it. Can't be held responsible for alien influence.

You are back to normal, tho--right?

text;

[diabollockal]

[Billy's actually apologized maybe two or three times in his life, but it's definitely not a habit.]

So far as I can tell.

[Apart from feeling like an idiot, that is.]

text;

[everswirlingtoilet]

Good. I bet Terror's glad he doesn't have to compete for daddy's attention anymore.

[Embrace the idiocy, Billy. You'll sleep better at night. Nick did, and he does.]

text;

[diabollockal]

He ain't too fussy, but he does seem happy to have his blanket back anyway.

[Somehow, that's not surprising.]

Re: text;

[everswirlingtoilet]

Kids. Not big on sharing.

Gotta ask- you didn't name the feathery little stowaway, did you?

text;

[diabollockal]

Course I did. His name was Killer.

text;

[everswirlingtoilet]

I honestly don't know if that's awesome or pathetic. Maybe both

text;

[diabollockal]

[Hey, what do you want from a guy who names his kinda cute little dog Terror.]

Let me guess--your choice would've been 'Peaches.'

text;

[everswirlingtoilet]

[Actually, Terror is the reason Nick isn't terribly surprised by the bird's name. And he's still not sure if it's awesome or sad.]

I was thinking more along the lines of 'Debbie.'

[No, he absolutely was not thinking of naming the bird, Debbie. He's just being ridiculous.]